Tag Archives: marriage

Holding On Too Tightly

I went to 8 a.m. mass on Sunday in order to deliver a birthday gift to a friend. Yes, it was really the only reason I went. I sat in the back basking in the air-conditioning breathing in that smell … Continue reading

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The Saturday Night Fights

Why do couples tend to fight? Am I naive to think when you finally find that special someone it’s smooth sailing from then on? I thought I had found that special someone many times over but they turned out to … Continue reading

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Parlez Vous Fuck You

With the exception of The Marquis de Lafayette, The Marquis De Sade and my friend Alex, I hate the French. Why not the 3 Messieurs I’ve just mentioned? The first was one of our greatest patriots, the second, one of … Continue reading

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The Devil Wears A Wedding Ring

I love my friend Ali. She is kind, sweet, beautiful and married to the biggest sonovabitch on the planet. No, I’m not exaggerating. If she had fallen for Saddam Hussein, Ali would have been much better off.  At least she’d … Continue reading

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