Yikes! Here He Comes Again

When I can’t sleep, which is often, I peruse online news so at around 3 this morning what does AOL THRUST upon me but the late Muammar Gaddafi’s latest sex report.

Now I don’t know about you, but Mo’s Viagra taking is no surprise to me. Any man who goes to that much trouble to look like a female impersonator still has some game left and I’m not talking solitaire folks. I knew he was hot, not my cup of tea necessarily, but as we all know there’s always some woman waiting in the wings more than willing to stake claim, I don’t care what condition the guy’s in. I’m sure Muammar could still get a date even dead.

“I’ll take him. I’ll just prop him up.”

“Susannah, will you please just state the facts.”

“I can see we’re cranky this morning.”

“He’s just a hard person to wake up to.”

“You’re not kidding.”

According to Mr. Gaddafi’s make-up and hair person who goes by the name of Faisal (I mean really) Mo took Viagra like candy. When you consider they are blue and if we wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, at his age there could have been a mix-up. Is there such a thing as Libyan M&Ms?

Apparently no one who remotely had a vagina was safe around the dead as a doornail dictator. Not even Fasial.

“Why are you taking cheap shots at him?”

“Why? Because he’s a gossip, that’s why.”

“Remember who we’re talking about. It’s not like he blew Lincoln’s cover.”

“I think ‘blew’ could be a key word here, don’t you?”

Sounds to me not even the goats were safe. And what about our very own Condoleezza Rice who Muammar really had the hots for. Couldn’t you just see them as a couple? It’s a pity all this wasn’t known during the Bush Administration, that would have been such a nifty way to get rid of her and how easy it would have been to pull it off.

“What are you talking about now?”

“Hey one quick email to Mo and she would have been on the next highjacked plane.”

“Susannah, we took a vote and think you need more sleep.”

“I think you’re right. All this sex talk is exhausting.

But I can’t help saying, “way to go Mo,” I mean think of the autopsy. If he took Viagra right before they shot him, they would have to shoot that too. ”

“G’night Susannah.”



About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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7 Responses to Yikes! Here He Comes Again

  1. Digital Dame says:

    Ick. Ickickickickick. And seriously, what was wrong with his face? He was either the product of in-breeding, or a botched plastic surgery (or two).


  2. Ted Jonathan says:

    Any man who goes to that much trouble to look like a female impersonator still has some game left . . . Brilliant. I really think that could be proven true scientifically.


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