I don’t know much these days since my bewilderment over life continues. What I do know is…a good dose of the animal kingdom is the best medicine for whatever ails you…better than a drink or even a piece of Farinella pizza, and that’s saying something.
After pacing, reading and popping pills, I have found perusing Google Images is the path to follow when you can’t sleep. It’s like going to Lourdes. So my advice is to put down that book, skip the Valium and start scrolling.
No, I am not Barbra Streisand.
My dad was a kangaroo, what’s it to you?
How does that feel?
Oh Ma, that tickles.
So whaddaya doin later cupcake?
Are you lonesome tonight…
Can you turn a bit to the left?
Why leave kitty home.
If only we had a Groupon…we all could have had our nose fixed.
Please don’t go.
We’ve just joined the Marines.
Heard you signed with The Lakers.
My mother just learned how to knit.
You’re my King of the Jungle… forever and ever…
and Susannah and all her animal friends without further ado, finally fell asleep…