I’m here wrapped in blankets perusing Google Images. I went from food to cats to Chanel and ended up at babies.
How cute are they.
I’d take a little off the back if I were you.
I know…I’m gonna pull the cat’s tail till it comes out.
In case you’re interested…this cereal blows.
You sure know who your friends are.
Shit, you need teeth.
I’m the smelliest not to mention, shortest guy on the green.
This is so humiliating.
I don’t know how to tell him I’m Episcopalian.
Hi Ma…just wanted you to know the house is on fire.
Don’t you love Carolina Herrera?
This might feel a little cold.
OW…cut it out.
Did you guess, I’m French.
Would you shut-up already.
Don’t tell mom I used your litter box, okay?
Fuck solid food.
I’m from Iceland.
You’d think they’d give us a fucking blanket.
This is Lucky, my babysitter.
Aren’t you the guy nobody likes anymore?
Nothing like a little life to make you appreciate your own.