Animal Instincts

There I was once again, unable to sleep, so I went to Google Images for a little midnight refreshment -a whole lot better than hot milk, even with a shot of scotch.Β  Nothing like an animal to relax those weary bones.

images-6 Don’t ya just love sex first thing in the morning?

images-2 I think we took a wrong turn.

images-13 Why is Jimmy Fallon on so fucking late?

images-17 Hey, a baby’s a baby.

images-11 I’d like the wild salmon please.

images-3 I think it’s time for another Botox appointment.

images-5 I am trying to watch the movie.

images Do I look like Colin Farrell, just a little?

images-10 Don’t even think about makin a shoe outta me.

images-14 Sometimes you just need a friend.

images-15 Shit…got soap in my eye.

images-3I said go to your room.

images-6 Please God, let Lent be over…I was nuts to give up nuts.

images-9 Could this thing be any bigger?

images-10 Catch us on Dancing With The Stars following Kate.

images-22 Can’t beat the Pony Express.

images-18 Don’t kid yourself, I’m the real Snoop Dog.

images-1 Are you by any chance the Velveteen Rabbit?

images-15 So, Sen-a-reeta, you wanna fook?

images-11 It was your idea to come to London.

images-20 Don’t worry, you can sleep with me.

images-17 Good help is hard to find.

images-21 Just practicing my right hook.

images-13 Yeah, I’ve heard that one before.

getPart Yoo-Hoo.

Call me crazy, but boy, do they make me smile πŸ™‚





About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Thanks.
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24 Responses to Animal Instincts

  1. πŸ™‚ :):)!!! Thanks for sharing!


  2. bob181 says:

    How did you make out linking to that web site on Friday ? I’ve worked in public accounting for 30 years and being self employed has it’s benefits but draw backs ( you’re a jack of all trades) It would be too expensive for you to go to a C.P.A. firm for this. Take your macbook to the apple store. Tell them a friend said there is something wrong with your security settings/firewall that is preventing you to link to an outside page. After ten seconds they will say no your computer is fine it’s X Y Z that is wrong. Use that Carnesky charm you had in high school, look at them with your big dark eyes and your best bassett hound impression and ask for help. Men LOVE coming to the rescue of a damsel in distress. they”ll slay the dragon for you and get you liked to the blog site so you can post this Friday. Trust me on this ! Make an appointment on you mac with genius bar and go into the store.Let me know how things work out . Sincerely, Bob in Fairfield. P.S Your post today is why i remember you from high school . I guess you treat me as an abandoned puppy. You are so much more than a pretty face. I wish you could see yourself through someone else’s eyes,


    • I’m no stranger to the genius bar however, my cyber leanings are thin, as it were. I liked writing those two tiny essays but need to just write without all the drama. I appreciate the nice words…really. Thanks.


  3. skinnyuz2b says:

    Love these! My favorite is the kitten with soap in his eye.


  4. Elle Knowles says:

    My 2 favorites – the ducks and the turtle. Thanks for the morning pick-me-up! Now to get something done. πŸ˜‰ ~Elle


  5. Could I borrow that partner for my Dancing with the Stars escapade? Thanks for the laugh.


  6. AF says:



  7. These made me laugh. You are always spot-on with your captions, Susannah. Thanks for making my night. πŸ™‚


  8. Smiles indeed! Cat faces just kill me…


  9. These are great. Love the kitten with soap in his eye. LOL


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