There I was once again, unable to sleep, so I went to Google Images for a little midnight refreshment -a whole lot better than hot milk, even with a shot of scotch. Nothing like an animal to relax those weary bones.
Don’t ya just love sex first thing in the morning?
I think we took a wrong turn.
Why is Jimmy Fallon on so fucking late?
Hey, a baby’s a baby.
I’d like the wild salmon please.
I think it’s time for another Botox appointment.
I am trying to watch the movie.
Do I look like Colin Farrell, just a little?
Don’t even think about makin a shoe outta me.
Sometimes you just need a friend.
Shit…got soap in my eye.
I said go to your room.
Please God, let Lent be over…I was nuts to give up nuts.
Could this thing be any bigger?
Catch us on Dancing With The Stars following Kate.
Can’t beat the Pony Express.
Don’t kid yourself, I’m the real Snoop Dog.
Are you by any chance the Velveteen Rabbit?
So, Sen-a-reeta, you wanna fook?
It was your idea to come to London.
Don’t worry, you can sleep with me.
Good help is hard to find.
Just practicing my right hook.
Yeah, I’ve heard that one before.
Call me crazy, but boy, do they make me smile 🙂