Four-Legged Love

We should take a tip from the animals affection wise since they instinctively know how to love.   We need to kiss, hug and canoodle more and if we do, I’ll just bet life, across the board, would be so much better.

images-2 “I wish you’d go back to school to learn a safer trade.”

images-5 “Where’d ya learn to dance like this?”  “Arthur Murray, six lessons.”

images-4 “I just love being on top.”  “Good, because it’s the first time I relaxed all day.”

images-1 “I know we just met, but I can’t help it.  The smell of tuna drives me wild.”

images “Do we have to do this now?  I have work to do.”

images-7 “God, what you can get away with in the water.”

images-1 “What do they mean by polar porn?”  “You know how humans are, their minds are always in the gutter.”

images-3 “And why won’t you meet the Dolly Llama?”  “I hear she’s a big fake.”

images-4 “You know what they say about elephants with big trunks don’t you? Don’t believe it.”

images-5  “Fuck her.”  “That’s what I’m trying to do.”

images-6 “Coo chi coo chi coo.”

images-11 “When they said, put a tiger in your tank…I took it seriously.”

images-10 “How much Viagra did you take?”

images “When I grow up, I’m gonna be a love machine.”

images-1 “Don’t you love foreplay?”

images-8 “You’re so pretty, you make me go ape.”

images “So, wanna mate for life?”

images-9 “Spooning is the other way.”  “Yeah I know, but I’m dyslexic.”

images-2 “No more wine for you pal.”

images-12 Ta-da

animals47 “Wanna see a movie?”

Hey, did I mention smiling is a good thing too?

SB

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About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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18 Responses to Four-Legged Love

  1. I can’t get enough of llamas these days, so I really enjoyed that photo the best …hahaha.
    By the way I have found your soul mate. He has several rescue dogs, a pig named Bikini and a HUGE heart. The dogs have names like Edna and Engelbert, so it was love at first read for me. Now, please tell be you have an Instagram account so you can meet him at Wolfgang2242. I think he lives near NYC, is single and adorable …. just saying. It doesn’t hurt to put that information out there … lol. I hope you get to hook up today … he is sure to make you beam.

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    • I don’t have a instagram account, but I will look for Edna and Englebert. Bikini, with a name like that, sounds as if she’s got tons of self-esteem. Maybe she should blog. Hope all is well in Top’s world. Hope the job front is settled.

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      • You must create one just to follow him! The things he says about Bikini remind me of things you would say. All good here. My daughter is getting ready to graduate from college Saturday and I’m still job hunting, so it’s a busy time around these parts.
        steve (@wolfgang2242) • Instagram photos and videos
        I hope you’re able to open this link!

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      • Congrats to the graduate. That put a smile on my face. You must be so proud. Is Peanut and co. attending?

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  2. Elle Knowles says:

    Good to start my day with a few good smiles! Hope you keep smiling throughout the day. ~Elle

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  3. I love your “animal postings”. Those captions are terrific ! Have a good day.

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  4. Your right Susannah, we could be so much better as a people if only we would study our animal friends, and show the affection they show.

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  5. micklively says:

    A fine collection Susannah: well done.
    Hope you’re feeling bright-eyed and waggy-tailed this morning. 😉

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