It’s 3 a.m. Do you know where your sanity is? Google Images…who knew?
Don’t you just love to zumba?
Can you do this?
The pollen is fucking killing me.
No one said anything about a rectal exam.
Ha ha ha…that so tickles.
This is how I stay in shape.
I’m a nudist.
My head was cold.
Oh no, I paid last time.
You’re lookin at Miss January.
A friend’s a friend.
Was thinking of getting my eyes done.
This is how the marines do it.
Can’t you sit like a lady.
I am fully aware my head is a little big.
Pretend you’re an Eskimo.
Welcome to Masterpiece Theater.
I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain,what a glorious feeling I’m happy again.
I’m a model.
You’re going to school and that’s that.
They assumed I was a bottle of wine.
Let’s do Bunny…Bunny, bunny bo-buddy banana fanna fo bunny fe fi fo funny…Bunny.
I just can’t wear contacts.
The lion will lay down with the lamb, but the lamb won’t get much sleep. Woody Allen
Nor will I it seems.