You’re Such A Baby

I am stopped in my tracks three ways…when I see someone in need, a dog in my midst or a baby I just can’t resist.

images-20 Do you think I should shave?

images-38 I keep tellin him he needs a trim.

images-36 Where did you get that snazzy bow?

images-31 YOU CHEATED!

images-25 I’m gonna be Patti Smith when I grow up.

images-2 That’s pretty damned funny.

images-3 Get the fuck off your phone for Pete’s sake!

images-4 Whaddaya mean I’m catchin flies?

images-5 If you wanna write, you gotta read.

images-6 I’m the real Naomi Watts and can damn well prove it.

images-9 And no, I will not say cheese.

images-12 I’m in Leavenworth, but should be out in 6 months.

images-13Those little town blues, are melting away….I’ll make a brand new start of it, in old New York.  Sing it Frank!

images-14 OM

images-16 OMG.. DID YOU SEE THAT?

images I’ve decided to become a nun.

images-40 His father is in security.  Working for the same company, we just fell in love.  It happens.

images-18 Do you smell somethin?

images-21 Guess I should cut down on my carbs.

images-22 I’m savin for a Harley.

images-35 Whadda mean they keep shootin at ya?

images-32 If I had only known maybe I could have done something, like plastic surgery.

images-26 And we need to learn to swim why?

images-24 If you wanna place a bet, I’m the guy ta see.

images-10My memoir might be a little short.

images-15 What do you mean I have a monkey face?

images-34 We’re watchin Lassie.

images-1Whaddaya think…hair plugs?

images-28 Takin five.

images-41 You talkin ta me? Are you talkin ta me?

 

images-19 ROCK ON MOTHERFUCKER!

images-23 It doesn’t get much better than this.

🙂

Courtesy of Google Images

SB

 

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About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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30 Responses to You’re Such A Baby

  1. Do you have children of your own?

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  2. I was at a baby shower yesterday and had the pleasure of holding a 4 month old named Naomi … smiles all day!

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  3. skinnyuz2b says:

    Living next to Saratoga, my favorite is the kid ready to take my bet! I don’t know if I ever mentioned it, but I went to college with Tom Durkin (the newly retired announcer for the flat track). The funny thing is, we went to college at St Norbert out near Green Bay.

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  4. Oh too much funny here. Well that’s total nonsense. You can never have too much funny. Loved so many of these. Wallace Shawn needing plastic surgery…nah! “Wanna place a bet…” The baby stroking the calf. And my personal favorite, “Guess I should cut down on my carbs” no guessing about that one, I need too! Happy Monday, Susannah. :@)

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  5. Elle Knowles says:

    Sweet baby pictures Susannah! ~Elle

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  6. Love the one with the Keith Urban ‘do!

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  7. Love these, Susannah. 🙂 You’re great at captioning. Especially like #9. That’s my excuse for reading 5 hours or so yesterday. Plus, what better way to spend a Sunday?

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  8. Patricia says:

    Babies are cute but I am a cat person.

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