I am stopped in my tracks three ways…when I see someone in need, a dog in my midst or a baby I just can’t resist.
Do you think I should shave?
I keep tellin him he needs a trim.
Where did you get that snazzy bow?
I’m gonna be Patti Smith when I grow up.
That’s pretty damned funny.
Get the fuck off your phone for Pete’s sake!
Whaddaya mean I’m catchin flies?
If you wanna write, you gotta read.
I’m the real Naomi Watts and can damn well prove it.
And no, I will not say cheese.
I’m in Leavenworth, but should be out in 6 months.
Those little town blues, are melting away….I’ll make a brand new start of it, in old New York. Sing it Frank!
OMG.. DID YOU SEE THAT?
I’ve decided to become a nun.
His father is in security. Working for the same company, we just fell in love. It happens.
Do you smell somethin?
Guess I should cut down on my carbs.
I’m savin for a Harley.
Whadda mean they keep shootin at ya?
If I had only known maybe I could have done something, like plastic surgery.
And we need to learn to swim why?
If you wanna place a bet, I’m the guy ta see.
My memoir might be a little short.
What do you mean I have a monkey face?
We’re watchin Lassie.
Whaddaya think…hair plugs?
You talkin ta me? Are you talkin ta me?
ROCK ON MOTHERFUCKER!
It doesn’t get much better than this.
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