Just now I stopped at a cafe to get a quick coffee to go, and the cashier’s, winking from her itty-bitty tank top, practically hypnotized me. I almost forgot what I wanted.
My pal Camille likes to feature hers now that they’re bought and paid for. That’s another thing. You always know when they’re installed not just for their lack of movement, but the way they’re front and center. Women who’ve had them their whole lives, with the exception of maybe wanting to impress a date, keep them under wraps most of the time. But the girl who saved or maxed out her Visa takes those babies out for a spin…like a brand new car. If you spent that much money would you leave it in the garage? No, you’d be tooting that horn all over town too.
My boobs have shrunk since I’ve lost so much weight. It bothered me at first, but then I got over it. I mean, who cares. I know I’m not the prettiest girl in the room anymore, but at least I was once though long ago, and even without freak of nature boobs, it’s a nice memory to have.