I seem to be on a boob theme. Go figure.
I’ll just blame it on being from Connecticut, but I’m sure not a fan of women breast-feeding in public. That’s not to say they shouldn’t feed their babies, just with a little more discretion is all I’m asking.
To walk by a boob the size of a porpoise basking in the morning sunshine can disorient a girl. You think you’re seeing things. I admire the mother who envelops her milk bottle in a little cotton throw concealing that portable dairy. Is that too much to expect?
It’s so Latino, and even Italian to whip out that sucker, no pun intended, for the whole world, or in this case, park to see.
I’m told it’s natural to be so maternally uninhibited…a rite of womanly passage if you will. It’s what God made them for, not to look bouncy in a bustier. Tell that to Women’s Wear Daily and get back to me.
Reminds me of an old Bill Maher joke…breast-feeding is like gum. If you don’t have enough for everybody then you should leave it home.
I was at a club once when he told that joke, and a lady jumped up and said, “What the fuck do you know about motherhood?”
Without missing a beat he said, “Not much, but I do know about gum.”
To take this a step further, I think it just comes down to boundaries and thoughtful consideration for the other guy.
Another mama pajama I know said, breast-feeding publicly as far as she’s concerned, comes under the First Amendment. She has the right to bare her breasts for the sake of her baby anytime, anywhere.
You don’t say…
well, we all could a’ had a V-8…how bout that, big Mama.
I’m laughing…I can’t fucking help it.