Balls In The Side Pocket

I’ll just come right out and say it.

I hate women who emasculate their men.

I’m old school, for better or worse.  I like men to be men.  I want to have that door opened so I can daintily step through.  And please, take my arm and walk on the curbside, and by all means….pay the damned check.  No, I don’t want to go Dutch and it’s not because I’m cheap either.  Where I come from it’s a man’s pleasure to treat me to a meal.  images Women who want to be in control I believe miss out.  It’s awfully nice feeling feminine, lashes fluttering like a southern belle.  That’s not to say women can’t wear pants, they just need to make sure the correct genitalia is in its rightful place.

The other thing I’d like to point out is how dispirited a man becomes when he’s stripped of his masculine stripes.  A friend I’ll call Max, has a wife who does everything but spoon feed him and powder his ass.  Due to mom issues, he goes along like a 60 year-old baby in a car seat.

We met for drinks not that long ago and it was to my credit I didn’t belt his wife who acted like Hitler in a twinset.  She even tried bossing me, but we nipped that right in the bud.

Call me crazy, but the dance a man and woman waltzes was never meant to go out of style, and it has nothing to do with female independence.  It’s natural to need looking after, someone’s arm circling your waist.   Flowers on the doorstep, a gift for no special reason.

They’re the perks of being a lady after all, and all she’s required to do is be happy about it.

I’ll always remember something Bill Hicks said to me almost 30 years ago when I questioned, why, in broad daylight he insisted on seeing me home.

“Baba, it’s cause I’m the gah, and yur the girrl.”

Hear Hear



About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Thanks.
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25 Responses to Balls In The Side Pocket

  1. micklively says:

    Romance aside, “It’s natural to need looking after” is actually the correct answer. Babies, pregnant and nursing mothers are vulnerable in the wild. The bond between sexual partners and that promise of protection are the reasons we’re here. Without love, cockroaches would rule the world. (If Trump wins: all bets are off)


  2. Amen! Nothing more disappointing than when a man’s balls have their own section in their wife’s purse. Ugh!


  3. skinnyuz2b says:

    I agree wholeheartedly, Susannah. I’m a very independent woman, yet I’ve always expected chivalry from my men. Hold my hand, open a door for me, just as I did considerate things for them. My sweetie always holds out his hand to assist me up if he’s around, when we’re out or at home. Obviously I get up just fine when he’s not there, but it’s one way he likes to show his love.

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  4. I will have to say that I used to be married to a woman who did that to me. I allowed it, to be sure, but thought I loved her so much that it was okay – she would love me for it. I have learned over the years that, one – she was a narcissist, and two – woman don’t love you (at least, not in the long run) if you give up the “taking care of her” part. They get tired of that, even if they don’t know it.
    I have changed since my stroke and I want to take care of someone and, if they won’t let me, then “friends” will be as far as we ever get.
    So, Susannah, you are a true woman and I love that.


  5. It’s a way I weeded out my dates. Out with the rude or thoughtless!

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  6. Wish there was a love button for this post, I loved this! You are so right, my hubby opens the door for me all the time, and is a real man, well written…


  7. Exactly. I’m all for gender equality but I like to treat a lady like a lady.

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