Snoogums Oh Ma Huna

hattie-mcdaniel-gonewiththewind-6 There’s a woman who works at a Starbucks I frequent who has a cartload of names for her customers…doesn’t matter how many times you tell her the right one she’s supposed to jot on your cup like a dog tag.

This morning though, she really outdid herself since I was, precious girl, angel ahs, idda bidda thin, bay-ba-doll and snoogums-oh ma huna.  I stood there like I should have been in peddle-pushers and a stroller while she cheerfully took my money.

The size of a bank with mammy tendencies, and I mean that well since she’s warm and welcoming, and despite almost forgetting what I’m really called, always happy to see her.

Waiting patiently, not my strong suit especially at 5 in the morning, for my Venti Latte 2% to be brewed standing behind a good dozen others, I hear, snoogums oh ma huna, and say.

“That’s me,” without blinking an eye.

New York.

If you can’t beat it, you may as well hop on board.    th

SB

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About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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20 Responses to Snoogums Oh Ma Huna

  1. micklively says:

    I think you should go for a deed poll conversion. 😉

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  2. I love it. We need more of it. :O)

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  3. skinnyuz2b says:

    A woman after my own heart. My family and friends are the lucky recipients of nicknames I’ve bestowed on them. For instance, my sister Paula is Paula-la-la-la, Poola, or Peeba. My sister Susan is Sukey, Sukey-Ocky, Oozin, or Hoogy. And you already know that my sweetie is called Pookie.

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  4. So funny that you automatically responded to it!

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  5. Jeanette Hamilton says:

    That is SO New York–you don’t meet those kinds of characters in Little Rock! Of course, we have our own breed of characters here. But not at Starbucks.

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  6. Ally Bean says:

    How delightful to meet an employee in Star$ with a real personality! I’d take whatever drink and name this woman chose for me. Love it.

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  7. Oh Susannah, that made me laugh, especially your reaction at the end. I can just picture it. Gotta love New York. 🙂

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  8. Patricia says:

    Around here everyone is Darlin’ or Sweetie.

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  9. I am in love! Everyone should be called snoogums at least once in their life. We have a patient who calls me baby doll. I’m sad when she doesn’t…lol!

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