My pal Joan’s 91 year-old aunt sent her these she sent to me, when, unbeknownst to either of them, I was having a really bad day. They lifted me up, as only the four-legged can. I of course added the nonsense, but hey…it’s what we thin girls do when we’re blue. We make lemonade out of lemons by penning silly sayings.
Wonder what she’s making?
Women and children first.
Relax, it’s only water.
How ya doin bro?
We met at a party.
Shouldn’t a’had that last drink.
Santa’s gonna be lookin for you.
Then Lassie said, “There’s no place like home.”
Sure hope she doesn’t mind…g-nite.
Ma, I don’t wanna go to school.
Love me, love my goat.
It’s important to keep your sense of humor.
Give up diary, are you kidding?
That’ll be 3 bucks please.
All ya need is love….everybody sing.