Wham Spam Spank You Ma’am

I don’t know about my fellow bloggers, but I get tons of inappropriate comments that come from outer space luckily in what is called our spam file.   images-2From porn to how to be a Geisha in 12 easy lessons, we’re having a down parka sale in Beirut, and wouldn’t you like a naked Santa all your own, I’m inundated with dreck that makes it under the radar.

I am truthfully more fascinated than offended.  One, do they really think you’re going to let them piggyback your site with their nonsense?  I get youporn every day telling me how great my product is and to keep up the good work, and wouldn’t I like to know them better?

Oh yeah…and wait while I slip into something a little more comfortable, like a Sherman tank.

Then there are those Viagra specials for me and those I love…buy now and get a year’s supply for a fraction of the price.  Hold it right there, pun intended, while I get my Visa card.  Yeah…like, who are you and don’t you have anything better to do than wack off on WordPress?

Our mother ship professing to be so classy, but come to find out, is nothing more than a cyber ho collecting her annual 26 bucks from this panoply of perverts, present company excluded of course (even you Mick) 🙂  And as far as buying Viagra in bulk, think of the ramifications.

We’d each need a cane.

SB

 

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About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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18 Responses to Wham Spam Spank You Ma’am

  1. skinnyuz2b says:

    Susannah, I always buy my Viagra in bulk. At my age it makes great stocking stuffers for all my friends, ha ha! Ten years ago it was our email getting slammed with these products. And even earlier, remember when all we complained about was all the junk mail in our mail boxes? Only the tip of the iceberg.

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  2. micklively says:

    What I find really amazing is that, working from the quantity of such dross that abounds, many must fall for it. How stupid or desperate would you have to be?

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  3. Elle Knowles says:

    Hmmm…Haven’t checked my spam folder lately…wondering what’s lurking in there…~Elle

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  4. I think the spam is there for our amusement! I was feeling overlooked when I never heard from that Nigerian Prince everyone talks about. I have stopped getting Viagra spam. Is there a message there? I do get ads for adult diapers and offers to make my blog so much better.

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  5. vondrook says:

    Panoply. Excellent word! And that’s why I get aroused on WordPress!

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  6. Not to mention the fact that Viagra, Cialis, and a few others have been known to have fatal reactions. Viagra works by opening the vessels of the body up to let more blood in. Problem is it opens up them all, allowing BP to drop, sometimes with fatal results or a stroke. Been there done that, have an ugly T-shirt. Cialis, I understand, is no better.
    I have done some research and, ahem, personal testing. I find that if you add Ginger as a spice to most of your foods (about 1 tsp a day), and drink 2-3 glasses a day of green tea, you, ah, improve. Add some self-hypnosis and Viagra can go out the window….give it all a couple of weeks.
    Nice post,
    Scott

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  7. Patricia says:

    I forget to look at the spam folder. I think I will visit and empty tonight, there’s probably a ton of it stinking up the folder.

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  8. marymtf says:

    Don’t know if it helps, but I used to call my site ‘seriously seeking grannies’ and received unwanted visits. Once I changed the name, the slime moved on.

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  9. Mike Feddersen says:

    Well Susannah I feel this is the best place for this craigslist ad that immediately made me think of you, sorry. hehe http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wrg/5384423609.html

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