I can’t sleep, once again turning to nature for comfort, convinced animals cure all things. And to think, they don’t even have to practice.
I tried out for the Playboy Club, but didn’t quite make it.
We blondes burn easily.
Size doesn’t matter, it’s personality that counts.
Wanna fool around?
O F L C T…shit…I can’t read the bottom line.
Did someone mention hair of the dog?
There’s nothin like takin a whiz in the woods.
Yo…como estas, mother fucker.
I just dreamt you were the MGM lion. You were so hot honey.
Doin 5 to 10, hopin to get out on good behavior.
I have a PhD in economics from Harvard.
After we met, he changed his mind all about hunting.
Who said I look like Jane Russell?
I know I need concealer.
Gotta cut back on that beer.
I only work on retainer.
My idea of doin the pony.
We met at Weight Watchers.
Silly I know, but tell me one of these didn’t put just a little smile on your face 🙂
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