I can’t sleep, once again turning to nature for comfort, convinced animals cure all things. And to think, they don’t even have to practice.
I tried out for the Playboy Club, but didn’t quite make it.
We blondes burn easily.
Size doesn’t matter, it’s personality that counts.
Wanna fool around?
O F L C T…shit…I can’t read the bottom line.
Did someone mention hair of the dog?
There’s nothin like takin a whiz in the woods.
Yo…como estas, mother fucker.
I just dreamt you were the MGM lion. You were so hot honey.
Doin 5 to 10, hopin to get out on good behavior.
First kiss…sigh
I have a PhD in economics from Harvard.
After we met, he changed his mind all about hunting.
Who said I look like Jane Russell?
I know I need concealer.
Gotta cut back on that beer.
I only work on retainer.
My idea of doin the pony.
We’re the…
National Women‘s Coalition Against Violence …
We met at Weight Watchers.
Silly I know, but tell me one of these didn’t put just a little smile on your face 🙂
All photos courtesy of Google Images.
SB
A fine collection Susannah: well done. I smiled at most of them.
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That just put a smile on my face as I sit in an unheated Starbucks bundled like an Eskimo.
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The seal is my favorite … lol…that face…hahaha!
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It occurred to me, people might not know who Jane Russell is.
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I do! Not sure if that’s good, bad or just old.
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Remember her opposite Marilyn in Gentleman Prefer Blondes? She was hot to trot alright.
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They don’t make them like that anymore.
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That’s certainly true. Can you compare anyone today to those first-class sirens of yesterday? They screamed sex appeal on and off the screen. She, Jane Russell, was discovered by Howard Hughes who made calling cards out of her ample bosom as my mother would refer to it. She was considered risque for her time.
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Yes, Susannah, there is a big grin on my face. My favorite is the bulldog with the beerbelly.
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Isn’t he cute? They all have one, but his seemed particular Budweiser-esque.
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It’s better than counting sheep…more amusing. 😉 I just toss and turn when I can’t sleep. I should take a page out of your book Susannah. ~Elle
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I can never get over what comes up on Google Images. Where do they come from? So many funny, sweet photos.
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Someone’s up at night as you are! 😉
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I’m sure. Better than Valium…there’s no hangover 🙂
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Big smile here!
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YAY
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Love that badass chica in the sombrero! She’s got better turn-out than Alicia Alonso! Now you’ve got me envisioning bassets at the barre…bassets at City Ballet…though this one would probably prefer break dancing. (Maybe “she’s” even a boy, but I see shades of Carmela, and can’t help thinking “Diva!”)
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That’s exactly what caught my eye…she had a Tubes quality. Sigh..I never thought I’d ever say this but, bassets are my favorite breed 🙂
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Awesome. I always like the ones like this you do. My favorite was the hamster among the other baby animals, if only to see a kitten loom over another animal.
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He had a complex, that little guy.
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