I just fell off a chair washing windows, too lazy to go get the step stool I bought, just for this reason.
Though my head banged on the floor, while my legs twisted like pipe cleaners, miraculously, I wasn’t hurt.
Boy am I an asshole,was my first thought. How bout, thank you for sparing me just one more time.
I fall a lot, tripping over things, my head stuck in the clouds. I write as I walk, editing hoping I’ll remember, when I’m next at my computer.
How many taxis have honked after almost hoisting me onto their fender, always so polite.
“Are ya fuckin nuts lady…watch where the fuck you’re goin.”
Yeah, I have more lives than a cat, but one shouldn’t push the envelope too far.
Excuse me while I take more Advil and soak in another silo of Epsom Salt.
I have one word to leave you with…