Ring Around The Collar…or…Sex On A Telephone Pole

Posted on June 3, 2016 by Susannah Bianchi

girl-with-short-hair-mdA friend phoned and said, “Susannah, you don’t talk about sex enough.”

Ya don’t say.  Okay, you horny heathen…this one’s for you.

I’ve just been pondering my youthful libido I so wish could be willed to science since, she was quite the girl in her day.

The word legendary comes to mind in the same manner one thinks of Babe Ruth and Charles Lindbergh.  My taste in men was wide, from dapper Frenchmen to slick Italians, snappy suits to tony trust fund babies…actors, models, musicians, and even an occasional circus performer doing splits in the living room.  But the type of male I swooned over the most were those blue collar types pumping pluck, passion and the politest way to slip off those restless panties.

Cops, firemen, electricians and sailors, bodyguards, construction workers and that TV repairman murmuring in your ear…”Hey baby, wanna call Japan?”

Men oozing sex like a natural aftershave a girl remembers long after he drips dry.  It’s not to say, I don’t appreciate the well-heeled, I do since they smell of everything money can buy, but an earthier guy can take you to the moon, on gossamer wings as they say, without that chauffeured limousine idling at the curb.

Since banging, I mean hanging, up my sex-drive like a ballplayer retires his number, it’s nice to reflect on a time when I was hot to trot, lascivious and lusty, sexy, naughty and just a healthy girl having a helluva good time.

It would have been a shame to have missed all that, and to think now, after all is said and done, I could lecture.

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How’s that?

SB

About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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15 Responses to Ring Around The Collar…or…Sex On A Telephone Pole

  1. micklively says:
    June 3, 2016 at 2:09 am

    Have you got anything that needs mending? 😉

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  2. anotherwisemonkey says:
    June 3, 2016 at 3:07 am

    Great piece. More, please!

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  3. Life With The Top Down says:
    June 3, 2016 at 5:33 am

    Nothing like work boot and a tool belt to get this motor running. It’s probably why I will always stop when I hear the Village People on the radio.

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  4. Kate Crimmins says:
    June 3, 2016 at 8:51 am

    I love a uniform, any uniform, even sanitation worker.

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  5. gmg says:
    June 3, 2016 at 9:03 am

    Soooo funny, Susannah…….I smiled through the whole piece:)

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  6. skinnyuz2b says:
    June 4, 2016 at 8:14 am

    Benn there, done that, Susannah. I agree wholeheartedly. So nice to reflect on all those late nights, or should I say early mornings. I wouldn’t give up my prolonged single days for anything. I’m happy with where I am now, but never regret my hellion past.

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