Sex On Lex

 

images-1 Remember the Sex and the City episode when Miranda dates a guy that likes doing it in public?  There she is with her legs in the air, when his parents pop into his childhood bedroom to see what all the noise…”I’m coming, I’m coming,” is about.

See, I’d do it in a cocoon if I could with drapes the width of Main Street, so when I came, well not me per se, upon a couple fucking in a doorway, I took a free porn pause.  The girl, in the throes of teenage passion, saw me, and didn’t blink an eye.  It’s safe to say, he didn’t bring her candy and flowers beforehand. Get a room, for goodness sake, even if it’s in your parent’s house.

At least they’re family.

When I told Camille, she said, “It’s the 4th of July, what do you expect?”

“Room service, that’s what.”

Connecticut, as old as she is, is still shocked, though I do remember rolling around a golf course with a guy named Andy, so in truth, who am I to judge?

SB

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About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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6 Responses to Sex On Lex

  1. micklively says:

    Hmmm; I find I’m arguing with myself on this one.
    I am of the “make love, not war” generation: more sex is good. But I don’t want to see anyone else at it, nor “enjoy” an audience when I am. But I can recall, in my younger days, being overcome al fresco on (at least) two occasions: once in a lake (one of my happiest memories) and once in a Morris Minor (I’m just too big!). Doggers fascinate me but I have absolutely no incentive to join in, as either participant or voyeur.

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  2. skinnyuz2b says:

    Susannah, they were celebrating the 4th with a bang!

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