I wish it were, Phil and Don, as in the Everly Brothers. Oh come on, you remember them, they sang Wake Up Little Susie and Birddog?
The truth is, I’m stunned by both of our presidential nominees, like a lamb on her way to the slaughter, I mean voting booth.
Whoever thought we’d have the compelling choice between Captain Bligh and Bonnie Parker. I keep seeing Hillary with an eye patch and Trump, a peg leg. Will he scream, “batten down the hatches,” as he enters the Situation Room, while she hands out coupons in front of the Lincoln Bedroom?
“Step right up for a magical night in the same room our 16th President signed The Emancipation Proclamation for the modest rate of 300 thousand dollars towards the Bill and Hillary Dog and Pony Show disguised as, The William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library, The Clinton Foundation or our next Carribean vacation.
We will be happy to take it in Doubloons and Pieces of Eight.”
Yes, my humor, though held together by epoxy in this regard, is drunk on its ass.
When I think of FDR’s theme song, Happy Days Are Here Again, I wonder what Hill and Don’s inspirational tune will be, and the only one that comes to mind is…
Taps.
God help us all…
Matey. 
SB
😦 😯
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I’m with you.
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I love the idea and ideal of a woman president but I can’t see Hill as a lamb. She’s more like a jackal.
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Voters, alas, are the collective sacrificial lamb. And just be aware Mick, you’ve insulted jackals everywhere.
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🙏🏻 😎
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I love these symbols. You and Archon are on the same page. Thanks.
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Whomever gets elected, I hope we are wrong about his/her abilities. Even Nixon was great with foreign policy.
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Good point Skinny. And I truly hope we’re wrong too.
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Don’t ever try telling a Cambodian that Skinny.
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This has a sittin around eating chips feel.
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There are other candidates, but the media won’t help you find them.
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Interesting…
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IMHO there is no one on the political scene than whom Hillary is not a far superior choice. Like Barack Obama, she has behaved with grace, fortitude and dignity in the face of ceaseless, implacable, malign, spiteful opprobrium that only shames her naysayers.
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Yes, between the two, she’s who I’ll vote for. But after numerous accounts of the way she and her husband have conducted themselves in so many different areas, my heart is quite heavy. Appreciate your views. Been a while.
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Dignity , grace and fortitude ?? She has been a liar in so many areas for years . The words that come to my mind are a “conscience seared with a hot iron ” . Forgive me if that’s mean – but again it’s an assament of her behavior , she has jeopardized our nation by her and her husbands insatiable avarice .
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And your views on Trump?
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I watched the FEAR show a/k/a the RNC I was torn between rocking in a corner or getting a permit for my bunker. Then I watched the DNC and was basically saddling up my Unicorn to ride over the rainbow back into civilization. Hillary has her issues, along with her husband, but I’ll take her resume any day over Trump. Her commitment to service is stellar.
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Agreed. But my enthusiasm is still down a quart. Read Saturday’s Opinion Page with Peggy Noonan. Worth a search. Also, as much as I LOATHE TRUMP, the New York Post’s headlines picturing his wife truly embarrassed me. When I think, Alexander Hamilton sired that paper in 1804, it makes me sick…sigh
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Oh I hear ya! I saw the Post cover…I can’t.
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Yeah. It’s just plain wrong.
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