I’m writing this in my head, standing in a very long line at Whole Foods, the Epcot of organic supermarkets.
There’s a guy in front of me who looks like a weight-lifter with arms the size of salamis, holding one item: a mango Chobani yogurt.
The woman in front of him has a good 50 things, yet won’t allow him to go ahead of her. This positively kills Pollyanna as she fumes on his behalf. The man, who looks as if he could take on Syria single-handedly, is smiling like he just won a car.
I finally say to Miss, I don’t give a shit, with her many parcels, “Couldn’t this gentleman go first since he only has one thing?”
He quickly says, “No, I’m good. Don’t mind waiting at all,” sidestepping the sneer the Upper East Side charmer gives us both.
However, when she turns all the way around I see she has cleavage three feet deep that he, being so tall, his salamis at attention, is enjoying like a mammary matinee.
He winks at me, showing dimples that made me, and Pollyanna blush, like a coupla schoolgirls.
SB
I think that’s what’s known in the trade as an alternative motivation. A bit sleazy maybe but so long as we’re talking consenting adults?
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She seemed oblivious, he…delighted. 🙂
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No doubt after this moment his future mango Chobani yogurts will be consumed with an extra smile.
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His wrist was bigger than the container.
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Hahahaha!
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We’re like Abbott and Costello.
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Ha, ha, Susannah, there’s more to waiting in line than meets the eye! I actually think about the view while unloading and bending over the front of my cart and dress accordingly. The grocery store near me has too many questionable ickys waiting for a free show. Sometimes I’m tempted to deflate them by saying, “I’m probably older than your mother!”
I'[m glad you mentioned the guy’s Popeye arms or I might have thought it was Pookie. His favorite yogurt is Chobani Mango! And yes, he wouldn’t have minded the view either!
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Boys will be boys Skinny. 🙂
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He deserved his reward!
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LOL
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Being patient has its rewards.
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So nice to hear from you and yes, patience can reap amazing rewards. Right Teddy? Like waiting for a treat. 🙂
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They say you never know what battle another is waging, so have patience. I suppose the same can be said for rewards not seen?
Scott
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I suppose. Thanks for reading and writing.
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Ooohhh, that reply sounds like I hit a nerve. I meant he must see it as a reward. Not that it particularly was. Hmmm, doesn’t seem to be any way to say this correctly…oh well.
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You hit no nerve I can think of. Always nice when you read and comment.
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Good. I enjoy reading your posts.
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Thank you. Always humbly appreciated.
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