I’ve been on the disabled list, due to what I thought was muscular, after having an overzealous exercise session.
When I told Ed, my pal and wingman in all things, I did 300 leg lifts on each leg said, he’s surprised my pelvis is still attached.
When I said I think I’m dying, Ed said, there should be no more dying than absolutely necessary.
Turns out after limping to the doctor, I have a urinary track infection, or what is known as, Honeymooner’s Disease from too much sex…alas, not why my lower abs feel assaulted.
Seems unfair, doesn’t it?
I have visions of Ed saying to Evelyn, aka Ev-ita, his wife of a thousand summers, oh God, what does she want now? Is she dying again?
This is pure me, you understand. He never remotely complains nor shows any sign of irritation. Ed, with the exception of maybe Joan, is my best girlfriend. I’ve often imagined him as my maid of honor (alright, matron) when I get married on Brooklyn Bridge to my beloved who’s yet to arrive.
He’s awfully late SB, Ed would say…traffic? A little jail time perhaps?
So maybe he’ll wear taffeta and pumps in our next life.
We shall look forward to that. 
SB
PS This is my favorite photo of him that shouldn’t have a black eye. Blame it on WordPress that deserves one.
Three hundred leg lifts on each leg, Susannah? Holy Cow! I’m totally impressed!
You got Honeymooner’s Disease from working out, and long ago my mother got her first and only hickey (on her arm) from my infant son.
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Lol…Don’t know how I caught an infection but, boy…it hurts like hell. This too shall pass.
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Hahaha! I’ll assume you already started the sainthood paperwork for Ed.
Everyone needs an Ed in their life, especially a dapper one like your Ed. Look at that pocket square!
I laugh, because as you know, I can go from pain to coffin in a split second.
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Me too. I think it’s an Italian thing, though Ed’s Italian and is pretty good at not making unnecessary funeral arrangements, so what can I say. Yes, he’s pretty dapper…King of Bow ties.
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Make sure your get your rest and drink plenty of water and pure cranberry juice (not Oceanspray) to rid your body of that honeymooners disease. I remember getting that long before I was married…lol…good times.
As for those leg lifts … anything to keep those gams looking fabulous is fine with me.
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I will get some ASAP. Thanks.
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I don’t know how you got honeymoon disease. Have you been holding out on us?
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I wish. 🙂
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Hope you are feeling better. All things must come to an end so this too shall pass…sooner rather than later right? ~Elle
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Let’s hope so. Thanks
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feel better! Leg lifts? I am exhausted just reading that!
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I do them every morning to keep my knees in shape for running. I never do that many. Here’s to diagnosing yourself.
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just heard there was an explosion in your city, are you okay? Just thinking about you.
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I’m fine. It was in Chelsea. I’m much farther away. Thanks for thinking of me.
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so glad to hear you are okay.
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No one was killed. That’s why they feel it wasn’t a terrorist attack. Define terrorist. A bomb is a bomb after all.
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exactly! What normal sane person plants bombs? I fear this is only going to get worse. Please stay safe. ❤
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I will try. You just live your life best you can.
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Sorry you’re suffering. I’ll say a little prayer (Urethra Franklin)
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🙂
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