Insomnia should be embraced, is what I say, as the stars and I giggle on Google like girls at a sleepover.
Haven’t done one of these in a while forgetting what fun it is and let’s face it, animals are the best medicine for whatever ails you on a sleepless, Saturday night.
Gotta stop smokin pot.
Taking Zumba twice a week keeps my weight down.
Beauty’s a bitch, isn’t it?
Just pretend you didn’t see anything.
I’ll always have your back.
That Lifewiththetopdown is so fucking funny.
He’s slow but very reliable.
You’ve probably guessed we’re not identical twins.
I’m just not in the mood.
It’s my first prom.
Someone suggested cream rinse.
I think it’s very French.
We met online.
I’m all ears.
We like to sleep in on Saturdays.
Being King of the Jungle can really take it outta ya.
I guess this makes me a bird dog.
Do the monkey.
It always comes down to who you know.
I was greatly influenced by Mother Teresa.
So we’re not the average couple. So what.
I was voted Queen of the May.
I’m learning to macrame.
I didn’t do it.
Mom said to clean my room.
I was not speeding.
Real men pee standing up.
I’m training to be a fireman.
Next time come when I call you.
Girl’s best friend.