Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Steve and Edie.
Where is P.T. Barnum when you really need him?
Wouldn’t it have been great if Jumbo was the moderator?
Trump: If I win, I’d lock her up.
Hillary: Look out, he’s right behind you.
And next up folks, we have our two classy candidates on the flying trapeze. You have to love the New York Post for getting to the heart of things.
Don’t think for a minute I’m advocating for Trump or Mrs. Clinton for that matter, but the truth is, his caddishness doesn’t affect me one way or the other. Yes he groped women, made crass remarks and used money to seduce.
The big question…but can the elephant lead? Their mutual loathing of each other is getting us nowhere. Well maybe to the nearest bar.
You can just hear our country crying in the wings, what about me?
We as Americans, to our credit I’ll add, forgive the flaws of our leaders, potential or otherwise. We haven’t the luxury not to.
Even after learning about JFK’s extra curricular activities, we still love him. And what about the blowjob that was heard around the world? We still like Bill, who very well could be our very First Gentleman. Let’s see him pull that off, along with a rabbit out of his hat.
We are privy to their crimes…her email issues, his psychotic Tweeting.
No longer living in innocent times and I say that very heavy-heartedly, with terrorism on the rise, lude behavior, secret missives and an Oval Office blowjob just take a backseat.
I wish our candidates had less lore for us to ponder and more integrity to warm us, but that’s just not what’s on the table. We need to clear off the dirty dishes, truly deciding,…
WHO WILL BE THE BEST TO LEAD???
Jumbo, are you available for comment?