I’m in the park, walking rather than running, overdressed since it went from 30 to 65 degrees without passing GO, when I see a Bullmastiff the size of Pittsburgh.
He’s the color of tanned wheat, with Paul Anka eyes making me think any minute he’ll break into a few bars of, Put Your Head on My Shoulder, which would have been just fine with me.
He sees me looking, strolling over, like any confident male, as if to say…hey baby, what’s shakin, lifting his chin like a gangplank suggesting a good scratch.
How did I know it was a he? He had a woodie that would have hit it, outta the park, that’s how. I still got it, as they say, even if it’s only noticed by men with four legs.
His owner, looks over his shoulder to find me and Packie, his collar tells me, happily canoodling.
“I grin before saying one of my stock lines, “Is he single?”
“No,” Sven said,” (he looked like a short, bald, fat Norwegian) “but I am.”
“See ya Packie”.
Have a nice weekend everyone. 
SB
Is Packie short for Pachyderm?
His owner’s chat-up line needs some work.
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It did take me by surprise. The only Packie I know was a character on the TV show Fury. But he was rather colossal. Colossus would be a good name for a doggie that size.
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Lol !!
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He was so cute. Huge, silly and cuddly.
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Hahaha! No doubt Packie was rolling his eyes at his owner. I can just hear him saying “not cool man, not cool.”
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That’s right. Packie had it all over him in the moves department. Lol
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Susannah, it sounds like you still have it with the two legged owner, too. He was pretty quick with his reply. If he wasn’t interested he wouldn’t have made his status known.
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I’d love a date with Packie without Sven. He’s a lot a’dog, let me tell ya. He probably poops like a marine, something to consider. Aye. Have a nice weekend Skinny. Always a pleasure
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I didn’t know Norwegians came in short, fat and bald. I thought they were always tall, thin and blonde! (Or maybe that’s what I would hope for)
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He sounded like one. Had the accent. I once had one as a rock roommate in London. It was a she but he sounded just like her, just a little deeper.
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I guess walking around the park with a mastiff is a great way to meet the ladies. Best of luck to Sven (and Packie too, for that matter).
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If you sir, didn’t already have such a pretty wife, I’d suggest for you to get one. Woof
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