You know you’ve lost your charm when you leave the house with a mouth draped in greenery. I’m a pretty well-coiffed girl. I am, spending quite a bit of time shampooing and perfuming as if I were Marie Antoinette.
But it seems, I’ve too lost my head.
My friend, Tony the grocer, gave me a colossal container of grilled spinach I happily took home and devoured. It was like old Italian times the way I warmed it up in a little salt and extra virgin olive oil. Takes so little to float my boat, and apparently, also my spinach.
I brushed my teeth before bed, and again in the morning.
So why was there a wad of it gouged in my front tooth like slimy seaweed. (Did I just say that?)
I see my ex who lives down the street, first time in a year, and when I stop to say, so how are you…he says, “You’ve got something really ugly stuck in your tooth..ooh,” then walks away.
Have you ever thought, wow…when I left him, I sure dodged a bullet? I did, when I ran back upstairs to floss with a jumper cable.