The Home Porn Network

I woke up to an offer of a nice, medium skinned Pakistani gal who excels in cheerful porn…

Free introductory offer.

Cheerful? Does she sing? Hum? juggle?

Would I be hearing show tunes in the background as she whips out her whip?

Do you have anything else in a navy or tan on one of the upper floors perhaps?

Do people really say yes, like it’s a free trial of whipped cream, no pun intended.

I started to politely answer, no thanks, the neurotic, well-mannered New Englander that I am, then said…wait a minute…wait a cotton pickin, pornographic minute.  We must erect, ok, will change that..we must build a boundary, even where punctilio is concerned.

No, not porntilio, punctilio..go get your glasses Kate.    

SB…Online Shopper

🙂

 

 

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About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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13 Responses to The Home Porn Network

  1. skinnyuz2b says:

    But does she do windows? Ha ha!

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  2. Does she come with Starbucks and an English muffin? (Yes I realized how that sounds after I typed it.)

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  3. Thank you, but cheerfulness is extra.

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  4. micklively says:

    Can’t imagine what cheerful porn looks like. I thought shallow plots and faux seriousness were de rigueur. Maybe Ms Pakistan is a whole new genre.

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  5. You know, even for a guy (like me) who does watch porn – I get very tired of the ads and the rest of the “if you like that, you are gonna love this…”. Mostly, because I won’t like it because they have no real idea why I watched it. Yes, the general idea, but not why that specific one…
    Getting in trouble, gonna bail…

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