As I’m attempting to exit Starbucks via their backdoor, a cup of coffee in each hand, using my rear to push it open, I can’t.
The hinges have been recently changed, so as I’m pushing, the door just won’t budge.
I look at Michelle, the beautiful, black barista who’s watching and say, “The problem is, I need a bigger butt.’
And she says, “I wish I could give you some’a mine.””
Me too Michelle, me too.
🙂
SB
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HAHA !
Best,
Hal
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You’re such an easy laugh. Love that about you. 🙂
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If the haves could share with the have nots, would we all be average????
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A riddle…all I know is, she’d have no problem pushing open that door…:)
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with me, the door would be across the street and lodged into the building there. Great answer!
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Very funny. I’m giggling. 🙂
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When I was young I had a nice sassy little butt…now it is just big.
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I’ll bet your chassis is still very sassy. 🙂
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‘)
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Hi Teddy. Hi Jack. Remember to open the door for your mama. 🙂
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If only we could share our bounty or lack thereof, Susannah. My mother always made me promise that ever it became possible, I had to take some fat from her first. Now I’m glad I didn’t take extra from anyone earlier or I’d be wanting to give it back.
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Sure wish it could be like a swap meet…I always wanted a butt that would stop traffic. 🙂
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Me too! But it would be a swap meat! Ha ha!
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That’s very funny. Giggling. 🙂
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Hahahaha! I know you were both serious … lol!
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If only it were that easy…sigh
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(sing)…I like small butts and I cannot lie…
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