Best Line of the Week

Posted on March 15, 2018 by

As I’m attempting to exit Starbucks via their backdoor, a cup of coffee in each hand, using my rear to push it open, I can’t.

The hinges have been recently changed, so as I’m pushing, the door just won’t budge.

I look at Michelle, the beautiful, black barista who’s watching and say, “The problem is, I need a bigger butt.’

And she says, “I wish I could give you some’a mine.””

Me too Michelle, me too.

🙂

SB

About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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17 Responses to Best Line of the Week

  1. Rubenstein, Hal says:
    March 15, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    HAHA !

    Best,
    Hal

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  2. Anne Mehrling says:
    March 15, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    If the haves could share with the have nots, would we all be average????

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  3. dearanonymousfriend says:
    March 15, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    with me, the door would be across the street and lodged into the building there. Great answer!

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  4. Patricia says:
    March 15, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    When I was young I had a nice sassy little butt…now it is just big.

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  5. skinnyuz2b says:
    March 16, 2018 at 5:58 am

    If only we could share our bounty or lack thereof, Susannah. My mother always made me promise that ever it became possible, I had to take some fat from her first. Now I’m glad I didn’t take extra from anyone earlier or I’d be wanting to give it back.

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  6. Life With The Top Down says:
    March 16, 2018 at 6:23 am

    Hahahaha! I know you were both serious … lol!

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  7. kindredspirit23 says:
    March 17, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    (sing)…I like small butts and I cannot lie…

    Like

    Reply

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