These made me smile.
Where the fuck’s the bus.
Didn’t ya hear me knockin?
I own Boardwalk and all the hotels.
And then Babar said, we’re off to go shopping, and he and Mrs. Babar, though in debt, lived happily ever after.
We somehow multiplied during the night.
I trained as a geisha
Her eHarmony profile was a bit embellished.
Don’t worry. I got your back, and your front.
This is not what it looks like.
We’re working on our co-dependence.
Have you seen my glasses?
I refuse to move fat ass.
We’re finally engaged.
He has post traumatic stress from pulling that sled.
Is the coast clear?
I just took my final vows
Do ya think I’m dry yet?
You drive me wild.
It keeps my hair in place.
Shush. We’re watching the Little Rascals.
He’s just one of the guys.
Do not tell me you have a headache.
You’re not gettin in without a jacket and tie there pal.
Can’t you see I’m a girl with needs?
Doesn’t take much to smile, now does it. 🙂