Tags, Tacos and a Thingirl

 It’s 6 A.M. and I’m en route to the train, my neighborhood slowly waking up. Starbucks has just opened, Jose is at his cart busy arranging his donuts, and there’s a short, chubby Latino fellow standing beside a taco truck that’s being replenished with supplies.

It’s hot. Sweat is pouring off his face he mops with what looks like a dish towel.

I notice the tag to his polo shirt is sticking out, a little peccadillo of mine, so unable to stop myself, shimmy over to tell him.

Turns out his shirt is inside out. He laughs, before peeling it off like a banana skin, brandishing a buddha belly in all its bouncy glory.

Imagine a dolphin, in pants.

“Gracias Meez,” he says, still smiling.

And Meez thinks, boy, does she need a life.

sigh

SB

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About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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10 Responses to Tags, Tacos and a Thingirl

  1. LOL! You have a life helping people. I’ll bet he told at least one person what happened to him this morning.

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  2. skinnyuz2b says:

    Susannah, I’m so happy to know I’m not the only member of the untucked tag police. I just love the tagless garments, so comfortable and peek-a-boo free.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Eilene Lyon says:

    Your good deed for the day!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Hahaha! I cannot walk past an exposed tag either. Sad, but true.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Patricia says:

    And now he has a story to tell…I wonder what the embellishments will be.

    Liked by 1 person

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