Dr. Zeus, My Cat In The Hat

I’m happily feeding Zeus, the cat, down the block.

He’s a redhead, big and buff, rugged and tough…strapping, sturdy and oh so sexy–my kinda guy, greeting me at the door with furry swagger, like he’s welcoming me to his bachelor pad.

Did he just meow, “Hey baba,” or did I imagine it?

He then struts to the couch, taking one smooth leap hoping I’ll join him.

He purrs, his paw on my knee, preening, so I get a good look at him.

Is that a can a’ tuna in your pocket, or are ya just happy to see me?

Next thing he does is bunt my head like a football player, so solid…all male, causing me to blush like a maid in her prime.

After a little cat-noodling, I fetch him a treat he knowingly waits for, like a gentleman, as though it were a hot Hor d’oeuvre–a little liver on a Ritz kitty cat?

I swear, if possible, he’d mix me a cocktail.

He’s so urbane, like Clooney, or James Bond with a little TV repairman tossed in.

I know if he were wearing pants, a nice pressed pair, his rear would no doubt crack a smile, winking slyly from across the room.

But unlike Patrick, the cat next door, he never publicly cleans his private parts, preferring to keep them private, the size of cymbals, still in residence.

What a man, I think, what manners, such class–WHAT BALLS!

And he’s single.

I’ll have to tell his mistress when she gets home, we’re dating.

Hope she approves.    






About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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22 Responses to Dr. Zeus, My Cat In The Hat

  1. I love gingers! So beautiful. I love how you wrote this. You made him sound so debonair! And he is!

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  2. Eilene Lyon says:

    Others have puppy love, but you seem to have puddy lust.

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  3. Your cat in the hat is most impressive. Hope he calls soon.

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  4. LOL … hilarious, my dear, as always.
    Do hope he plans a nice champagne dinner.
    He seems to be very galant.
    Isadora 😎

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  5. skinnyuz2b says:

    Susannah, I’ve never not had a cat. They are an essential. It’s difficult to read a good book without a purring cat in my lap. I’m glad you have a furry suitor who refrains from inappropriate licking while visiting.

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  6. Oh, this made me smile. It also made me want to Google cat balls because it’s something I never thought about prior to reading this piece.

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