I’m happily feeding Zeus, the cat, down the block.
He’s a redhead, big and buff, rugged and tough…strapping, sturdy and oh so sexy–my kinda guy, greeting me at the door with furry swagger, like he’s welcoming me to his bachelor pad.
Did he just meow, “Hey baba,” or did I imagine it?
He then struts to the couch, taking one smooth leap hoping I’ll join him.
He purrs, his paw on my knee, preening, so I get a good look at him.
Is that a can a’ tuna in your pocket, or are ya just happy to see me?
Next thing he does is bunt my head like a football player, so solid…all male, causing me to blush like a maid in her prime.
After a little cat-noodling, I fetch him a treat he knowingly waits for, like a gentleman, as though it were a hot Hor d’oeuvre–a little liver on a Ritz kitty cat?
I swear, if possible, he’d mix me a cocktail.
He’s so urbane, like Clooney, or James Bond with a little TV repairman tossed in.
I know if he were wearing pants, a nice pressed pair, his rear would no doubt crack a smile, winking slyly from across the room.
But unlike Patrick, the cat next door, he never publicly cleans his private parts, preferring to keep them private, the size of cymbals, still in residence.
What a man, I think, what manners, such class–WHAT BALLS!
And he’s single.
I’ll have to tell his mistress when she gets home, we’re dating.
Hope she approves. 
🙂
SB
I love gingers! So beautiful. I love how you wrote this. You made him sound so debonair! And he is!
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He sure is. I mean Kate, I’m convinced Cary Grant was reincarnated into Zeus. His mom just got home so I’m already in withdrawal. Hope he calls soon.
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Awww! You need play dates with him!
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When he calls, we’ll make plans. Like all men, he likes being in charge, so I have wait…sigh
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Others have puppy love, but you seem to have puddy lust.
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I just can’t help it. He seduced me Eilene, and a girl’s only human after all…:)
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Your cat in the hat is most impressive. Hope he calls soon.
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I’ll let you know Anne, as soon as he does…:)
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LOL … hilarious, my dear, as always.
Do hope he plans a nice champagne dinner.
He seems to be very galant.
Isadora 😎
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Well, we already know, Fluff will arrive in the buff, hopefully with a bottle of Tats for cats in his muscular paws. Stay tuned. I know we’re different, but hey, opposites attract after all…:)
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Susannah, I’ve never not had a cat. They are an essential. It’s difficult to read a good book without a purring cat in my lap. I’m glad you have a furry suitor who refrains from inappropriate licking while visiting.
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And I love your description of him, including that bit of repairman, ha ha!
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He has a real blue collar look to him. The way he walks…he’s all male. He’s really one handsome dude.
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Well, this morning when I came down to go for my run, there were a dozen pale pink roses, my favorites, waiting for me. He’s quite a cat, isn’t he…:)
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Oh, this made me smile. It also made me want to Google cat balls because it’s something I never thought about prior to reading this piece.
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I just laughed so hard I’ll bet you heard me in Pennsylvania. 🙂
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
THE DEAR DOCTOR LOOKS VERY PLEASED WITH HIMSELF. IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE UP THERE????
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Thank you. It’s nice of you. I’m calling Zeus right now to tell him. 🙂
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HEY—YOU HAVE CONNECTIONS! 😀
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He’s quite a guy.
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