Mr. Beagle

I’m having a love affair. There, I’ve admitted it.

He’s handsome, fit, funny and has four legs. Yes, I know, there’s always something, but regardless, we still meet most mornings in front of the bank.

His ears are a bit long, but I kinda like that since, you do know what they say about a Beagle with big ears don’t ya?

He belongs to a very nice man who liked me ever since I asked if Mr. Beagle was single. I love to hear him chuckle when I crouch down to chat.

“Hi handsome, how are you today…was wonderin’, whatcha’ doin’ later?”

Mr. Beagle, is a bit aloof and doesn’t respond right away, until I rev up the flattery, because like most men, it works every time.

“Have I told you lately how cute you are? I love your new raincoat. Brooks Brothers? Polo? Comme Des Garcons? Fits you like a glove, but that’s what a good tailor’s for. What’s that ya say?…

I look pretty good too? Why Mr. Beagle, you’re makin’ me blush.”

That’s when he shimmies over to sniff my crotch, again, like any healthy male though, he could use a few tips in sexual discretion, something I’ve casually mentioned to his owner.

Like I’ve told him, you don’t want some hysterical Yorkie calling CNN to yelp…METOO, now do ya?     🙂


About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Thanks.
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19 Responses to Mr. Beagle

  1. skinnyuz2b says:

    Susannah, I’ll bet Mr. Beagle looks forward to seeing you, too! I’m sure he enjoys the petting, but laps up the love you pour out even more.
    A few years ago, one of my Long Island friends began volunteering at the local shelter after retiring. I warned her of what was going to happen. She now has two small dogs (I predicted an apartment full) and spends her free moments finding homes for others.

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  2. There are no two ways about it, Susannah. You are a stitch!

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  3. Eilene Lyon says:

    You do make me laugh!

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  4. Very good post. I laughed and laughed.
    I am jealous, but laughing.


  5. robprice59 says:

    I hope you haven’t joined the ranks of the “kiss and tell” brigade. 😉
    Good piece, Susannah.

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  6. Mr. Beagle sounds perfect! I love that he shimmies … lol!


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