I’m here thinking of past Presidents with ants in their pants.
JFK comes to mind with FDR bringing up the rear.
John Kennedy, only 46 when he died, was sick for a good part of his life…often bedridden as a boy, given the last rites four times. Even when able to function, he was in dire pain with a bad back that became legendary. He had to endure a back brace, plus when traveling even overnight, brought along a special mattress or he wasn’t able to sleep. It’s a wonder he had so much sex, when you think about it. I think many Americans give him a pass…a presidential pardon if you will, because of his well documented health issues.
Same with Roosevelt. He lived almost half of his life in a wheelchair, something that seems unimaginable, so what if he played hide-the-salami with his secretary. In his case, it was actually hidden.
Bill Clinton, of course, is another matter with his sexual shenanigans, unless of course having a libido the size of Guam is deemed a handicap. Between his built-in charm and knowing he’s married to a woman one can hardly see enrolled in Victoria Secret’s Panty of the Month Club, we excused even him for the blowjob that could be heard around the world.
We’ve even let Thomas Jefferson off the hook for canoodling with Sally.
We’re more French than we admit, so I’m wondering, is there anything about our present President that could possibly pry our hearts open to grant him a polite pardon, sexual or otherwise?
Will have to get back to you on that.