Best Story of the Week…October 24

A woman with enough plastic surgery to make her eligible for Mount Rushmore, is in Starbucks on her phone.

As I’m pouring milk I hear her say, “I don’t know about Halloween. Should he be a clown or a pirate. I can’t decide. He refuses to wear a mask so, there’s no way he’s going as Trump or Hamilton, which is so disappointing.”

She ends her call as I’m about to leave so I say, “Must be fun having a son to dress up.”

Her brows shoot up like rockets.

“Son?” She thinks for a minute. “Oh, I was referring to Henry, my English bulldog.”

Only in New York.

SB

 

 

 

About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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26 Responses to Best Story of the Week…October 24

  1. Dale says:

    Hah! Methinks not only in New York, though… there may be more there than here πŸ˜‰

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Twiggy (French Bulldog) and Lucy (Boxer) will not allow dress up at all.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. What a good story with an amusing twist at the end of the tale (tail)!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Rubenstein, Hal says:

    I like that story!

    Hal

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Eilene Lyon says:

    Even in podunk Durango the pet supply stores have doggy costumes. Kyra really should get the angel wings, I think, just for the irony of it!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Sorryless says:

    That poor boxer! It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry says “But I don’t wanna be a pirate!”.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. skinnyuz2b says:

    Priceless! It sounds like someone has way too much time on their hands.

    Liked by 1 person

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