To put lotion on your back, in February.
To fix the cable, after you’ve kicked the box across the room.
To spoon with when you get a little chilly.
To happily do all the driving while you give directions as if you were Mapquest.
To walk the dog even though you both know, he likes you better.
To cry in his lap when your pants don’t fit.
To lie and say, oh honey, but I think you’ve lost weight.
To move the furniture when at 3 a.m., you decide to redecorate.
To fully understand, when you say take-out, it means, he has to go get it.
To coo, you’re so, so beautiful while rubbing your feet and refilling your glass, popping corn and changing channels…dusting, vacuuming, cheerfully separating whites in a much too tight French Speedo because you think it’s cute, after declaring, you’re just not in the mood.
Have I missed anything? 🙂