Recorded Events

images A baby raccoon in the Park, was going from tree to tree, clearly forgetting where he lived.

I so wanted to intervene and say, it’s happened to me many times, of course when I was 10 sheets to the wind that is.

A neighborhood garbage truck was parked on my corner with both collectors asleep.

I thought, what lazy men, until I saw they had a flat tire. As I padded by, the driver flipped open his eyes and said. “Good mornin,” before drifting off again.

How do you change a tire on that big of a truck, anyway…

With a crane?

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Jack, the German Shepherd, dropped off a pink rose, my favorite bloom, after babysitting him while his mom did an errand.

She kept saying, “Now Jack, behave. No funny business.”

I had visions of Jack hiding my wallet, or trying to yank my shorts down, but he was a perfect gentleman as we sat, side by side, on a bench sharing a box of Lorna Doones.

When a nosy woman went by and asked, why was he perched on the bench beside me, I said…

“Why? Because we’re dating, that’s why.”

That shut her right up. πŸ™‚Β  images-1.jpeg

SB

About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Amazon.com. Thanks.
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55 Responses to Recorded Events

  1. Who is not going to be on their best behavior around a box of Lorna Doones? Not Saint Jack, that’s for sure … lol!

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  2. aFrankAngle says:

    Ah ha … a bit of your inner Connecticut at the end? Love the ending pic. Hi SB … hope all is well with you.

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  3. skinnyuz2b says:

    Your seemingly simple observations on your neighborhood are so poetic and captivating. I really enjoy your blog.

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  4. Vasca says:

    Nothing like a box of Lorna Doones///they remain my favorites…yum-yum! Know you and Gentleman Jack had a sweet time together. Animals are awesome…’specially when you show ’em love, which you do. Thanks for this – started the day with happiness. Have a good one!

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  5. kingmidget says:

    Jack is a handsome dude. Looks a lot like my son’s Gernan Shepherd — a dog named Kitty.

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  6. Would love a Lorna Doone and cup of coffee. Nice response to the woman. I guess she earned that one. Have a super day.

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  7. You shut her up in a lovely way. Leave it to you for the perfect touch!

    My dad loved Lorna Doones with fresh strawberries. You had yours with “fresh” words.

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  8. Sorryless says:

    Lorna Doones speak the language of love so beautifully.

    That Jack, he really is on top of his game.

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  9. Eilene Lyon says:

    Your comeback and Jack’s expression are both priceless!

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    • Only in New York would someone feel it’s their business to show disdain because an animal sat on a park bench. I’m surprised she didn’t ask, why he wasn’t in a mask. Mine was around my neck since, you can’t very well eat cookies, wrapped like a mummy. But he was her focus, not me. And he’s such a sweetie. I mean, he takes everything on his noble chin.

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  10. Dale says:

    A lovely observation nap piece.
    And what was it to Herz anyway? Excellent response.

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  11. robprice59 says:

    My Susannah, you sail a very large vessel. Ten sheets! I’m used to genoa, main and spinnaker. Can’t cope with more than that.

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  12. That Jack is a handsome boy. πŸ™‚

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