PUTTIN’ ON THE DOG
I’m coming out of the bank. A Corgi, AKA the Queen’s dog, and a white Maltese that looks like a package of Hostess Sno-balls,
SB
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He gave Oreos to his dogs? Sheesh…
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They actually went with their outfits. π
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Hahaha! Too funny.
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Zeke, I know, would never be caught dead in jungle prints.
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Oh hell no!
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i knew that.
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You were right.
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How bout a photo of Mr. Zeke on WW? A request. It is Christmas after all, though you probably already have one chosen. New Years perhaps? π
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I haven’t chosen and lemme see what I can do for you π
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Nothin’ like a doggie at Christmas, deckin’ the halls. π
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I’ve got lots of snowy pictures of him π
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Will look forward to them.
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Will do my best π
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Did you have to sit or anything to get one? Chocolate is poison for dogs. I guess he will find out someday, or maybe the Oreo people don’t really use chocolate. Great story, though.
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They also wore perfume that if not mistaken, was Chanel No. 5. Wonder how Coco would feel about that.
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I think she would like the use up prospects if it was the real stuff. π
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That’s a good point being the consummate business woman she was.
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Yes she was.
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You meet all kinds of people there, it’s quite amazing. I feel like I’ve been there quite a bit, just from reading your posts. Love the idea of uppity sneering dogs. π
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I think they just take the lead from their parents, so to speak.
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That would be an interesting study, to see how much a person’s personality eventually rubs off on their pets. I’m sure you’re right.
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When I read, pets and their owners look alike, I swore I’d never get a Sharpe. A Greyhound sounds safer. π
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By the way … I absolutely love Hostess Sno-Balls. They are as close to perfection as you can get without being pizza.
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OH MY Midget, really? Were you a goat in another life perhaps? They’re made with everything short of lint from your bellybutton. I’m now worried about your digestive tract. And pizza and Sno-Balls along with Twinkies and those black cupcakes they make with the swirl of synthetic sugar across them, should not come in the same breath as pizza, who now may need a lawyer. oh MY…
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I could very easily become a Hostess products addict. It is only through my awesome power of self control that I do not.
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You’re such a Twinkie. π
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Most people would say I’m a Ding Dong.
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Better than a Ring Ding.
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I LOVE them too!! This admission now kills any argument I have about not getting the vaccine…lol.
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Another one. OY
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I don’t know … eat a few sno-balls and you may be immune from everything!
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A vaccine of sorts. Hmm
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Exactly.
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Haha..Truth!
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That was a surprise ending. I’m late reading today, and I know your next post could be only a few hours away.
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I never post in the afternoon. Don’t even know what possessed me except, I was having an uneasy time so looking to the word is my across the board antidote for all ills. Better than brandy. π
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You are definitely branded as a writer, and you have a rye sense of humor.
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just a little SCOTCH taped, round the edges.
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Excellent one! You’re a tonic for low spirits.
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Tonic did you say? Makes one feel like a game of gin. π
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Is that old fashioned?
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No, it’s Scotch. π
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MAN, HADN’T you better be going now?
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Are you now CONnecticuting me?
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KEN TUCKED KEYs in your Christmas stocking.
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ALAS..ka, he’s so nice, that Ken.
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ORE GONna have a wonderful day?
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The MAINE thing, is for you and those you love, to have a very Merry Christmas.
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Excellent one! I reached the end of this thread before you did. Merry Christmas!
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IDAHOped, you were just waitin’ on Santa. Merry Christmas to you too, my friend.
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A double win!! Great!
Santa has already come. I put stocking stuffers in place last night before I went to bed. It’s still snowing a tiny bit, and it’s 18 degrees on my thermometer.
Did you get snow?
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No, but it’s raining..but a farmer’s rain, to quote an author I like….light and warm.
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We had tiny flurries during Christmas Day!!
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Must have been pretty, like a Currier and Ives painting.
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The snow is still on the ground. If the forecast is correct, it will melt today. We aren’t going to walk. It’s 6 degrees outside, and there is black ice on the road.
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6? Wow, at 26, we’re having a heatwave in comparison. I went out like an Eskimo to run, and was still cold, even in flight. How do those seals and penguins do it.
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Animals are amazing.
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If they could only speak English. They could teach, at Yale. π
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Wouldn’t that be a hoot???
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OWl
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I’ll either be RAPT OR attentive.
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WRAPPED is good, when it’s this cold.
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Whoa!! I skidded to a stop with that change of direction. I will take COMFORT ER a blanket to keep warm.
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Anything to take the CHILL off.
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PS Rapt threw me a curve.
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I used raptor, but I just looked it up, and an owl is not a raptor. My bad!
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I meant ow, like I got my finger slammed in the car door. You’re still the master.
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Golly Pete! I read owl for ow???? I’d better clean my glasses. I can’t be a master of something I fail at.
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No, I said owl..I just thought you’d get the ow. OY
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This is reading like you are talking with a person who has dementia. I’d better start over tomorrow!!
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Now now, you drama queen you. I’d be the one off my jump, not you Madam. π
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Today is a new day. I’m going to rejoice and be glad in it. Happy Monday to you! In a few minutes we’ll go out to walk, though we won’t get beyond the big bend in the road because of ice.
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Be careful. Ice is my nemesis when I run. It scares me since, half the time you can’t see it.
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Ice scares me, too. The last time I fell on ice was probably 45 years ago when I was ice skating on a neighborhood pond with my daughters. No harm was done.
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It’s Mother Nature’s demon side.
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Dog people will walk the earth last, I aint kidding.
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Sounds like a Hicks’s joke, but his ends with, roaches and Keith Richards. :0
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Haha! And he was right. Not that we’re going to know that he was right. But hey . .we DO know that he was right. π
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Funny, right? Like he knew. sigh
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Susannah, I thought dogs weren’t supposed to eat chocolate, that it gave them the runs. Those outfits won’t look so good with Oreo poop. So funny that he offered you one. I hope the pooches weren’t jealous!
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They were too smug to be jealous. I’ll tell ya Skinny, everything is out of this world right now. sigh Oreos instead of biscuits, leopard boots that zip…yes, forgot that. A he/she who looked better than I did with a Louis that could have paid my rent. Life presently, is like looking at it through a fun house mirror.
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NYC never disappoints; its spirit is strong and continues to shine on.
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New York is as nutty as a fruitcake, just in time for the holdaze. π
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