Is J. Crew Single?

I only ask since, he emails 3 times a day to let me know about his package, so to speak, that’s on its way, though a little late as though my socks stopped off for a beer.

To find a man that thoughtful of course, might push me over the edge since, I’m more used to, I’ll pick ya up in half an hour and you better be ready, since I’m not waitin’.

You’d be lucky if he came to a full stop, you jumping in the front like a Navy SEAL, in pumps.

This is where a dog comes in since, they’re much better mannered.

Would Skip the Schnauzer, or Jack the German Shepherd, ever leave their mistresses to go check out TVs at Best Buy, while they sat in the car so he wouldn’t get a ticket?

Or expect her to move it at 8 a.m. while he snores and burps, the aroma of Budweiser whirling through the air?

The last guy I was with often lost his car not remembering where he parked it after hearing…LAST CALL!!!

Yeah, if only J. Crew really was single and on the market since, instead of droopy tulips and a six pack, he’d bring those socks, and maybe even a blazer.

Oh, a girl can dream, can’t she?



A little nonsense works wonders. 🙂



About Susannah Bianchi

I'm just a girl who likes to write slightly on slant. I've had a career in fashion, dabbled in film and to be honest, I don't like talking about myself. Now my posts are another matter so I will let them speak for themselves. My eBooks, A New York Diary, Model Behavior: Friends For Life and Notes From A Working Cat can be found on Thanks.
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19 Responses to Is J. Crew Single?

  1. Sorryless says:

    Dating is God’s way of saying “Don’t get too full of yourself”.

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  2. Dale says:

    I can’t say it any better than Marc did!
    Lawzy… men today (okay, okay, I’ll stop generalising…) just don’t have that gentleman gene…

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  3. A little nonesense is all it takes to turn a day around!

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  4. Goodness, Susannah. Definitely not worth the trouble.

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  5. skinnyuz2b says:

    I used to like a certain make of Gold Toe footies. A couple of years ago they must of switched manufacturers. Now they are thinner and too tight around the ankle. My current favorites are from Colombia.
    Nothing like a really good pair of socks, Susannah. Beats an inattentive date every time!

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  6. Patricia says:

    Good thing there is always a good book to read. 🙂

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  7. Loved it. 🙂 Now you have to write about a Jewish doctor named Albert Sockman who shows up for a date with socks instead of flowers. I like your sense of dry wit.

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  8. The Guat says:

    Is J Crew single ha! What an opening line! That got me right there. 🙂 socks … huh? Nothing beats a good pair of warm fuzzy socks 🙂

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