I only ask since, he emails 3 times a day to let me know about his package, so to speak, that’s on its way, though a little late as though my socks stopped off for a beer.
To find a man that thoughtful of course, might push me over the edge since, I’m more used to, I’ll pick ya up in half an hour and you better be ready, since I’m not waitin’.
You’d be lucky if he came to a full stop, you jumping in the front like a Navy SEAL, in pumps.
This is where a dog comes in since, they’re much better mannered.
Would Skip the Schnauzer, or Jack the German Shepherd, ever leave their mistresses to go check out TVs at Best Buy, while they sat in the car so he wouldn’t get a ticket?
Or expect her to move it at 8 a.m. while he snores and burps, the aroma of Budweiser whirling through the air?
The last guy I was with often lost his car not remembering where he parked it after hearing…LAST CALL!!!
Yeah, if only J. Crew really was single and on the market since, instead of droopy tulips and a six pack, he’d bring those socks, and maybe even a blazer.
Oh, a girl can dream, can’t she?
A little nonsense works wonders. 🙂