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If My Feet Could Talk
When I went to see Vivet who does my nails figuring, I’d have to wait till August to get a pedicure since women’s toes are chomping at the bit, she surprised me when she said… “I’m free now.” I expected … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Culture, Fashion, food, humor, men, New York City, words
Tagged Aftermath of Covid-19, Amazon.com, keeping one's sense of humor, Louis Vuitton, Reopening of Beauty Shops NYC
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A Coupla Cats Sittin Around Talkin
I’m here with Pat the Cat, aka Patrick, my neighbor next door. His owner for once, knows that he’s here since he’s visiting upon request. I needed a sit down, okay on the floor, but still, with someone I could … Continue reading
Best Story of the Week…June 25
I’m in my friend’s gourmet store. He’s ordered pizza for his whole staff. A masked woman comes in, her Louis Vuitton opened with a Yorkie, that could fit in your purse, peeking out. She lowers her mask and sniffs the … Continue reading
Posted in animals, Culture, food, humanity, humor, New York City, words
Tagged being Italian, Gentiles Market NYC, pizza, Stupid remarks
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Joy Over OY
I went to see my friend Mary, the framer, along with Gary Cooper whose paper got wet as a result of a recent leak. I expected her to be so happy after being closed for three months. NOPE! She bitched … Continue reading
Posted in creative writing, Gratitude, humanity, humor, money, New York City, women, words
Tagged Living with Covid-19, Looking at the good, Shelter in place, Stores reopening
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A Miss Understanding
I hate being called ma’am. It makes me think of my grandmother when she’d roll her stockings down to her ankles, to cool off, she’d say. It sure must have cooled off Grampa. It explained all those Miss Rheingold Posters … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Fashion, humanity, humor, internet, money, New York City, women, words, writing
Tagged bad behavior, J Crew Factory Store Outlet, Losing patience, Shopping from home
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Leopard…The New Black
Not that I’m surprised, but after interviewing, Mr. Salam, the mask salesman on 86th and First, who said his leopard is his best seller, cheetah the runner up, I remembered fashion has the last say. “Me weef, she con’t not … Continue reading
Posted in art, creative writing, Fashion, Health, humanity, humor, New York City, shopping, words, writing
Tagged Coco Chanel, Leopard fashion, Masks, New York City Vendors, Protection during Covid-19
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Tip of the Iceberg
To get off the subject of the apocalypse for a minute, I found myself chatting with King Midget about books. He’s reading the new Erik Larson on Churchill. I had said, I loved his book, Devil in the White City, … Continue reading
Is She Nuts?
YES!!! One can say, she, meaning me, has been slightly acting out during her prison stay, my inner-devil making impromptu appearances….for instance. A Purell Dispenser has been installed in the lobby. A nice touch, until a sign was added… PLEASE … Continue reading
Pandemic By Phone
7:15 A.m. I’m in the market, in the check-out line. If you ever told me it would be such a wealth of material, I never would have believed it. A woman is behind me on her 6 foot mark. Another … Continue reading
Scalped…Cash Only
The fact that I’m resembling Elvis has become a concern, so when I get a surprise call from my hairdresser at midnight, I’m overjoyed. “What are ya doin?” he asks. “I’m in bed, awake, after falling asleep after lunch, and … Continue reading
