Category Archives: Women and men

Boobs, Babies and Tattoos

I spent the day working in Williamsburg, Brooklyn in what seemed like an animated cartoon strip. Everywhere you looked, there were pregnant women about to deliver, endowed with breasts of massive proportions, plastered with tats, as they call tattoos down … Continue reading

Posted in Beauty, Connecticut, Family, Fashion, humanity, humor, kids, Women and men | Tagged , , , , | 20 Comments

The Anonymous Bouquet

Who said romance is dead? Oh, it was me. Ever since my libido moved to Florida, there’s been none in my life…not even a healthy flirt since, you need its presence when you’re femme fataling it in any capacity. It’s … Continue reading

Posted in Beauty, Fashion, humor, New York City, sex, Women and men | Tagged , , , , , , | 25 Comments

For She’s A Jolly Good Thingirl

When my friend Joan asked if I was excited about my birthday I said, oh yes, so much so, I’m draping black crepe along the windows like when Lincoln died. Excuse me while I start on the mirrors. It’s not … Continue reading

Posted in alcohol, Beauty, Fashion, humor, New York City, Women and men, words | Tagged , , , | 36 Comments

Why Holly Golightly Was Not Meant To Get Old

I have a birthday coming up we’re not celebrating. When I think there was a time I looked forward to my special day, it seems comical.  As a kid, birthdays were treated like national holidays making you wonder why banks … Continue reading

Posted in Connecticut, Faith, Fashion, Gratitude, humanity, humor, Love, money, Women and men | Tagged , , , , | 27 Comments

The Cosby Mysteries

I’ve been following Bill Cosby’s trial in Norristown, Pennsylvania distressed for him, the woman that’s been testifying against him, and his family, especially his wife of 53 years. The man is 79 years-old, half blind, drenched in humiliation. It doesn’t … Continue reading

Posted in humanity, media, men, sex, sexual relationships, Women and men | Tagged , , , | 21 Comments

Notes From The Carlyle – May 2017

 I decide, since it’s the eve of the Memorial Day weekend, to pop into Bemelmans for a cocktail. The minute the weather warms up, it seems, so do I. So what if it’s pouring. TAXI! So here I sit, on … Continue reading

Posted in alcohol, Connecticut, humor, men, money, New York City, sex, Women and men | Tagged , , , , | 23 Comments

A Hairy Story

I was sitting at a little cafe in midtown when a well-dressed woman, two stools down, looked up from her phone and said, “What does hirsute mean?” “Hairy,” I said, without thought or pause, a word that always makes me … Continue reading

Posted in animals, Connecticut, Family, humor, kids, Women and men, words | Tagged , , , , | 8 Comments

The Norma Rae of Hats

This involves my friend Ed who dresses like a matinee idol..impeccably stylish…treating his wardrobe with the deference due a king. That said. We were working together in a vast space amid many tables and chairs. Ed had gotten up to … Continue reading

Posted in Cinema, Fashion, food, humanity, humor, media, New York City, Women and men, words | Tagged , , , , | 19 Comments

Happy Easta

It’s early. I’m in a very long check-out line at Duane Reade with only one register open, my arms filled with items. A can of Comet I’m holding, falls to the ground.  A man behind me picks it up. “You … Continue reading

Posted in Faith, humanity, humor, money, New York City, Women and men, words | Tagged , , , , , | 36 Comments

Best Line Of The Week

 I’m at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s American Wing, remembering what it was like before they installed a coffee bar. I used to come here to write, when it was a sanctuary…quiet, peaceful. Now it’s Epcot with statuary, surly waiters … Continue reading

Posted in dessert, Family, food, humanity, humor, New York City, sexual relationships, Women and men, writing | Tagged , , , | 32 Comments