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Smile America

I’m at the dentist. Not just any dentist, but a brand new one offered on my nifty new Dental Plan. After traveling to what feels like Chicago, I come upon a storefront right out of Mayberry (or Tombstone), with a … Continue reading

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Best Story of the Week…8/16/2018

  It’s early and rainy, forgoing my run, instead, heading to Starbucks a few blocks away. Though the door is open, no one is in the front, so I patiently wait trying not to steal any cookies that are all winking … Continue reading

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Excuse Me, But Whose Baby Is This?

I’m in Starbucks sitting next to a parked baby carriage, the only seat in the house.  It’s a little after 8, late for me, so the place is already jumping. As I sit answering emails, suddenly a little foot appears, … Continue reading

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Balloons at the Bar

I said, I wouldn’t drink at home alone anymore, a decision I’ve not betrayed, however…I’ve popped into Morinis for a glass of Prosecco after bouncing on that wagon for well over a week.  What can I say, it feels apt … Continue reading

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Rush Hour

It’s 9 a.m. on the number 6 heading to a go-see for some new drug.  Go-see is model’s slang for being sent for a possible job.  It’s no wonder the world thinks we’re imbeciles. I’m lucky getting a seat next … Continue reading

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Accessorized To Death

Why me? Why do I have to be the one to witness a baby being tortured with jewelry at 10 o’clock in the morning? I was on my way to a go-see for a post-menopausal drug…yes, this is what happens … Continue reading

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