Tag Archives: beauty tips

Hair-raising

I’ve decided to leave my hair to Science.  My only dilemma is whether to include my head or not. Did you say, why Susannah, are you that desperate to be remembered? Yes. You see, my hair grows north and thick, … Continue reading

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May I Check Your Bags

I think I’m turning into an owl. If I start to hoot, then I’ll know for sure. I’ve developed bags under my eyes I could smuggle heroin in they are that deep. I’m sleeping like a bear, watching my salt … Continue reading

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Aging Gracefully

This is a hot topic for me and everyone else I know over 50. I recall seeing a documentary on Katharine Hepburn who said, “What’s the use of worrying about getting older when there’s absolutely nothing you can do about … Continue reading

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