Tag Archives: big boobs
Happy Easta
It’s early. I’m in a very long check-out line at Duane Reade with only one register open, my arms filled with items. A can of Comet I’m holding, falls to the ground. A man behind me picks it up. “You … Continue reading
Are You Drunk Or Just Happy To See Me?
I’m writing this in my head, standing in a very long line at Whole Foods, the Epcot of organic supermarkets. There’s a guy in front of me who looks like a weight-lifter with arms the size of salamis, holding one … Continue reading
More Things That Elude Me
Blue, black and green nail polish…it looks as if you caught your toes in a car door and fingers, a vice. I really can’t see the allure of black and blue extremities, yet they’re all the rage it seems. I’m … Continue reading
Bait And Tackle
My pal Joanne and I were en route to Saks to buy cruise wear. No we’re not sailing, but every year we go and pretend to be. Camille usually comes too, but she’s home in bed with the flu. Against … Continue reading
Thanks For The Mammeries
Is it me or has there been an explosion of breast tissue across America? I realize many of my readers live in Peru and Bangkok, but perhaps it’s happening there too. Boobs as far as the eye can see leading … Continue reading
Camille & Susannah Ted & Ginger
Camille and I had dinner with Ted, a mutual friend of ours who wanted to introduce us to his new girlfriend. Delighted for him, we were more than happy to go. Ted has been auditioning women for some time now. … Continue reading
Sex Across a Crowded Room
There I was, with Camille, at a cocktail party given for an artist we know, when I notice this very handsome guy across the room being chatted up by a big, busty blonde. Women who look like Pamela Anderson fascinate … Continue reading