Tag Archives: bratty kids

Best Line Of The Week

I’m standing in line at Panera, a father and one whiny kid in front of me, screaming because she can’t have a lollipop the size of Montana at 7 in the morning. My ears in peril, I decide to intervene. … Continue reading

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The Healing Power Of Animals

I’m sad. Why? I’m not quite sure, though I could list a few possibilities. I’m coming off medication again so my body is a little under siege. How little? As if it’s being hurled out of a twelve-story window. Though … Continue reading

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Marriage Below Sea Level

I truly don’t understand the modern family. It was Sunday, so I knew everybody, who wasn’t at their country house, was at brunch….New York’s favorite weekend pastime. There I was serenely eating my avocado and walnut salad when a family … Continue reading

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