Tag Archives: breast implants

Tales From The Front

I’ve always wondered what it’s like to have really big boobs, the kind Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield had. A sweater girl, as they were called in the 40s and 50s. One who filled hers out like nobody’s business.  I’m … Continue reading

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Boob Season

I have never seen so many unattended breasts bobbing like apples strolling the avenue.  Big ones too, or freak of nature breasts, as my friend, comic Rich Vos likes to call them. Just now I stopped at a cafe to … Continue reading

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Notes From The Carlyle February 2015

What possessed me to go to Bemelmans on Valentines Day shall remain an eternal mystery. I try not to let this trumped up Hallmark holiday affect me, but who am I kidding making a beeline to my favorite bar. As … Continue reading

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Thanks For The Mammeries

Is it me or has there been an explosion of breast tissue across America? I realize many of my readers live in Peru and Bangkok, but perhaps it’s happening there too. Boobs as far as the eye can see leading … Continue reading

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Susannah and Her Plastic OH NO Band

It’s amazing how often marvelous and sometimes strange things happen at lunch. I’ve written about adorable Little Leaguers and before that the woman who treated her date like an imbecilic infant courtesy of my little bistro that seems to have … Continue reading

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