Tag Archives: Central Park

Trash Talk’in

Yesterday, I was about to begin my run, when I saw a bevy of beer bottles rolling beneath a bench.  I love Central Park and loathe littering anywhere, so often find myself, like this morning, picking it up. As I … Continue reading

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Sassy, Quite A Lassie

I saw Sassy, the pit, in the park this morning.  She’s more an American Staffordshire without her ears pinned back, the upper-crust version of the average pit. Wish I had a photo, but never run with my iPhone. Heaven forbid … Continue reading

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A Perhaps Good Bye

There’s a spot at the Central Park Resevoir renamed after Jackie O., that is a common place for suicide since rumor has it, it’s the deepest and most effective place to jump. On occasion one sees flowers left in remembrance … Continue reading

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Pooped

There’s a man who fast walks in the park with a beautiful golden retriever he lets off her leash. She runs like a colt, jumping in and out of the bushes, greeting you like a Campfire Girl. The glitch? She … Continue reading

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Squirrel Life

Have you ever watched squirrels in action? I’ve decided they’re great teachers, the way they conduct themselves, so independently of their fellow creatures.  You never see them steal food from the birds, or interrupt when they’re in a group.  And … Continue reading

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Best Line of the Week

I’m in the park, walking rather than running, overdressed since it went from 30 to 65 degrees without passing GO, when I see a Bullmastiff the size of Pittsburgh. He’s the color of tanned wheat, with Paul Anka eyes making … Continue reading

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Spring Is On The Phone

She called to say, she’s on her way, in Palm Beach at the moment, doing a little shopping…and can you blame her, after weathering all this bad weather? A little Versace can do wonders for a girl, remember, so we … Continue reading

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What A Guy

Gino, the Rottweiler, and Janie, his walker and I had a play date. I had the pleasure of accompanying them to the park, and what a good time we had. Gino and I played ball, walking to Bethesda Fountain to … Continue reading

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He Watched Me Like A Hawk

I’m coming off the running track early one morning, when I see a hawk gazing at me from a tree.  He’s huge, with talons that look professionally done by a Romanian woman, possibly called Inga. He’s so homely he’s handsome, … Continue reading

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Best Story Of The Week

I’m about to cross Lexington Avenue towards home alongside a little girl holding the leash of a sheepdog the size of a Chevy who easily makes three of her. Her nanny walks behind talking to another nanny in some kind … Continue reading

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