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Stapled Shut

Only I would get stuck on an elevator buying batteries at Staples, the Gap of office supplies. It’s a one flight-er, an escalator going back down. I’m on it along with a black woman the size of Kansas needing post-its … Continue reading

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Panic on The 5th Floor

One of things I already miss about my old apartment is the freedom of coming and going.  There was no super, no authority whatsoever allowing you to do exactly as you pleased any hour of the day or night. If … Continue reading

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The Insane Train

Last Friday, coming back from a job, I took the Number 6 train home. In all my years of riding the New York subway, I don’t think I’ve ever been on a wilder, crazier train. It was like a circus … Continue reading

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