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Boob Season

I have never seen so many unattended breasts bobbing like apples strolling the avenue.  Big ones too, or freak of nature breasts, as my friend, comic Rich Vos likes to call them. Just now I stopped at a cafe to … Continue reading

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Hold the Respect

When did I become a Ma’am, I ask you? The least someone could have done would be to give me my ‘Miss’ papers in person, after all I deserve that, don’t you think? Everywhere I go I’m addressed as Ma’am … Continue reading

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Sch-tyle

I hate trends. They’re expensive, ephemeral and remind me of cheap uniforms with expiration dates. Take gladiator sandals, for instance. I wouldn’t wear them even if I were a gladiator. They crawl up your legs concealing one’s calf that I … Continue reading

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