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Notes From The Carlyle – May 2017

 I decide, since it’s the eve of the Memorial Day weekend, to pop into Bemelmans for a cocktail. The minute the weather warms up, it seems, so do I. So what if it’s pouring. TAXI! So here I sit, on … Continue reading

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Best Line of the Week

I’m in the park, walking rather than running, overdressed since it went from 30 to 65 degrees without passing GO, when I see a Bullmastiff the size of Pittsburgh. He’s the color of tanned wheat, with Paul Anka eyes making … Continue reading

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Notes From The Carlyle – December 2016

 I’m at the bar sipping the cheapest red you have, is how I asked for wine after wandering in from the cold like a St. Bernard in need of brandy, for himself, not some skier slumped on a slope. When … Continue reading

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Tits On The Bar

I used to be quite the femme fatale, though no longer, having retired my phone number like an all-star who plays no more. When I hit, I’d say, 58, I no longer had an interest in being the seductress, though … Continue reading

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Flab and Gab

I’m in a coffee joint called Chochi’s for reasons surpassing my understanding.  Okay, I got a coupon in the mail for a half-price latte. So shoot me. I’m surrounded by well-endowed Latino girls talking a mile-a-minute eating donuts like Bon-Bons. … Continue reading

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Tennis At The Bar

The amount of material at ones fingertips is staggering, encouraging you to write essays all day,  just by logging in the miles of inappropriate behavior. It’s Sunday, or No Worry Sunday, as it’s come to be called, where I dispense … Continue reading

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An Elegant Man

What constitutes one…let’s see all parts creating the whole.       There has to be an air to him, whether he’s in a fine suit or a pair of chinos.  The way he carries himself is important.  I know … Continue reading

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Is That My Ass You’re Looking At

Now, unlike women well-endowed who are used to rear end ogling, yours truly is not.  When some sassy guy I no longer speak to said, I look like a Number 2 Pencil, he was regrettably right. I’m skinny, and the … Continue reading

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Mistaken Foreplay

Why do men always think something means something else?  I know you’ll all take umbrage, but it’s a topic I wish to discuss.  I recently got a job for an actor I know…it was print, paid pretty well and knew … Continue reading

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Randy Andy

I admire people who want to get laid, I do.  I’m just not the right source to get your needs met. Seems I have an admirer.  He’s around 40, handsome…a writer who I’ll admit I somewhat like.  He flirts with … Continue reading

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