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Getting the Most Out Of Your Vacation…From the Waist Down

It’s that time of year again, when those naughty Europeans prowl in the Park, trying their darndest to get laid before going home. How do I know they’re not locals? Because they look at you as if you’re an exotic … Continue reading

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Notes From The Carlyle – May 2013

I’m seated in a corner waiting for Camille. She texted me one word…late…as if I didn’t already know that. Camille is rarely late, unless it involves a man. I’m rather enjoying the solitude so I don’t care all that much. … Continue reading

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